Wednesday, July 28, 2010

The funny things kids say......

I was in the kitchen the other day and my eldest son (5yrs old) was in the play room watching Postman Pat (yes, bad parent allowing my child to watch tv!). He had a one-way conversation with me (semi yelling so I could hear!) that went like this......
Will: "Muuuuuuum"
Me: "Yes?"
Will "How do babies grow in your tummy?"
Me: pause, about to repeat standard 'seed that grows' answer....
Will: Without waiting for response "Ohh, I know! It grows from a seed into a baby."
Me: Smile, pleased that he remembered previous converations we had had, thinking that that was the end of the 'discussion' (as it usually was)...
Will: "Muuuum. How does the seed get in there?"
Me: Thinking to myself 'well that question was bound to happen one day hahaha' but what the hell am I going to say!?
Will: Again, not waiting for a response (to my relief hehe) "Ohhhhhhhh, I know! The POSTMAN brings it there!"
Me: Almost have to dial 000 as I've nearly colapsed with (quiet) laughter!!!!!!!!!

He sounded quite proud that he worked it out 'all by himself' hehe One for the 21st speech I think ;-)

2 comments:

  1. Hmmm knocked-up by the Postie eh? Better watch what he tells his friends or more importantly what the parents overhear!

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  2. Haha, I KNOW! Postman Pat has a lot to answer for.

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